Open Letter to Morrissey from Ryan Oxley

As an introverted awkward teenager, I was so glad when I found your music. A voice of reason; vulnerable, relatable, intelligent, inspiring, and oh so real.

As an extroverted young man, I was glad when I found your music. A unique aggressiveness, bullish at times, yet impassioned, vulnerable, and relatable, and oh did it matter!

As an adult in an awkward world, I was so glad when I found your music.
I find your originality and fiercely outspoken opinions truly essential. Truly.

A voice for a jilted generation, trapped in a nauseating woke world where the masses can’t string an original thought together.

It’s like you said ‘The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores’

Let those masses stick to their ‘thicker than pig shit pop stars with nothing to convey’ Your real fans continue with you, on a journey we started as awkward teenagers.

Don’t ever change, Morrissey!

Love, Ryan (aged 39 and 3 quarters)
Sheffield, England, UK

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